If there’s every a company that’s consistently reliable with their sex toys and is able to retain customer loyalty because of said sex toys, let that company be named Tenga. This is the second toy I’m reviewing by them and for good reason; they know their shit. They get it right every single time. Presenting the Tenga Geo Aqua provided by my friends at Good For Her. Here’s what went down.

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Judging the Book By Its Cover

Tenga loves their balls. Pun very much intended. Tenga has found a million and one ways to revolutionize the sphere shape in all of their sex toys. Their Geo collection does not miss. This toy comes in three different designs: the Aqua, the Coral, and the Glacier. For the purposes of this review, I’ll be focusing on the Aqua since that’s what I’m provided with.

The Geo’s design is ingenious and elegant. I mean just look at how it resembles a snow globe from the future with its round clear plastic case. You would never suspect it looks like something to put your dick in when it’s resting on the fireplace mantle. That’s another thing I like about Tenga. When you think of sex toys for men we don’t really get the fancy shmancy designs like the girls do, so it’s nice to see a company who’s got taste. I also like how it doesn’t try to resemble a mouth or a vagina or butthole. Not like there’s anything wrong with those since I like putting my dick in 2 out of 3 of those things. It’s just that the Geo doesn’t pretend to be something it’s not, so you know they’re not gunning for the mouth-like feel. It’s just for pleasure.

Like most of Tenga’s products, it’s made of elastomer which is safe for the skin. The Geo collection lets you know from love at first sight what it’s going to give you. In the case of the Aqua’s wavy design, you’ll be getting waves and waves of pleasure. The Geo is (D) 3.43in × (W) 3.43in × (H) 3.39in and can stretch to up to 6.69in which means this can accommodate anyone of any size. I also appreciate that the Geo comes with the company’s Hole lube. I’m personally not a fan, which is a personal preference, but it’s always nice to see a company think of its customers. Finally, I admire the packaging the toys come in. The base has a spike in the middle so you can rest the toy after giving it a wash to let it air dry. The plastic shell is meant to cover the toy since elastomer attracts dust. I love when companies think of everything like this. Makes me feel like a princess.

Let’s Give It a Spin

At first glance you would think that you need to stick your dick in the hole which is its smooth side. But what you actually need to do is invert it so the design on the exterior becomes the interior surface allowing you to feel every stroke.

It’s a Friday night and I’m currently in quarantine recovering from COVID, but I’m horny as fuck. Since I can’t call up some twink, I might turn on the tube and fire up some porn and edge a while. I take out my Geo, invert it, apply some lube, tune in to Himeros and get to work. I was greeted with a very pleasant flapping sensation of the waves as each wave ran down my frenulum. This up and down stroking motion lasted me for quite some time, but I was also curious to see how it spun. Spinning the toy around my cock sent me into a tizzy as I adjusted the strength of my grip. It’s crazy to feel each individual ridge circle my dick especially when the coronal ridge is so sensitive to that kind of sensation. My toes were curling, my back arched, my legs stiffed, and boom goes the dynamite. Cleanup was a breeze; rinse under cold or tepid water using a mild or non-scented soap, allow to dry on the provided base, and cover with the lid to wait for the next round. Which is exactly what I did once I finished my refractory period. What can I say? I’m insatiable.

At this point, I’ve done about 4 rounds of jacking off in the span of 48 hours. Now keep in mind that I’ve said nothing but praise for the Tenga Geo. As soon as I wrapped up with round 5, I noticed that there were some holes and tears on the toy! Ugh, why?! Did I go too hard? I do get that with some of partners. But ugh, why Tenga, why?! Turns out, I’m not the only one that’s had this problem. Seeing a lot of reviews where people have had the same complaints. So maybe it’s not me but a product flaw. Damage notwithstanding, I was pleased with the service it provided me while it lasted. Maybe this toy isn’t meant for long term play, but rather it’s for those quick short term bursts of fun? In any case I’m never gonna get over this. Ughhhh.

Final Thoughts

The Tenga Geo Aqua is a very lovely toy to look at. If you’re not using it to choke your chicken like a butcher, then you can gain lots of mileage from it as a nice centerpiece for the Thanksgiving table. Very grateful for Tenga’s elastomer products as opposed to silicone since silicone lube is my choice of lube and enjoy it on my toys. I also love how easy this is to clean with the base and its lid to keep the dust from collecting on its surface. I just wish that it was able to withstand just a little more pressure and rough play. If it’s not meant for rougher play they really should mention that in the manual. Man, I’m so upset 😭

Summary

I give this toy 3 jizz stains out of 5 (💦•💦•💦)

Pros: Beautiful design, safe for the skin, easy to clean, and delivers pleasure as promised.

Cons: Prone to damage. I mean, seriously. Why did it break after the fifth use? I’m not a bad person!

Highlights: A toy for more sensitive penises, good for long edge sessions, room for experimenting with motion and grip strength.

Room for improvement: Make this toy more durable! The people (my penis) have spoken.

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